We know what it is like to be an avid Painspotter; just like Michael Jackson or Elvis fans, you want a constant reminder of your favourite thing in your entire life.

That's why we have created, just for you, the best Painspotter in the world, a selection of posters, calendars and mugs (after all, you want more than just a few amazing books). You can sleep easy, comfortable in the knowledge that your workplace, hotel room and even your garage will be adorned with quality Painspotting goodies. You will be the envy of your friends, family, work colleagues and who knows, even your emotionally stunted boss.

Everything (well apart from the books and calendars of course) can be found on our shop, in collaboration with Zazzle. Be tempted beyond your wildest dreams as the products spin around before your very eyes. And when you are ready to enter the marvellous shop, just click the shop door at the end of the hard sell which is about to follow.

 

T-Shirts Without cotton there could be no T-shirts. Just imagine living in 13th Century England and wearing a woollen T-shirt - apart from the constant itching, where on earth would you put the offensive image necessary to upset the local clergy? Lucky for us we do have cotton and lucky for you, we have produced some amazing Painspotting T-shirts with which you can pose around school, college, town and on the streets of Tehran and Kabul. Want to show your friends and family just how committed to Painspotting you are? Want to warn people that you are in Painspotting mode, then these T-shirts are a must buy. Why wear anything else or overpriced shite, when you can have an exclusive T-shirt?

Posters We have selected some of the more exciting Pains portraits and produced them as posters. Ideal for boring walls; students, rebels, despotic leaders and milkmen, they are more durable than wallpaper and more of a talking point than some nasty looking Old Master. You could always use your favourite worst pain as a dartboard!If there is an image you particularly like then let us know!

Mugs Having a nice cup of tea or coffee is one of the best things in life. Fact. And it is even better if you are reminded of your favourite Pain.

Greeting Cards Sending someone you love a card with a specially prepared Pains message is one of the most important things you can do to show that you love them more than life itself. Reminding them of their most hated Pain will bring tears to their eyes as well as their next seizure.

2010 Calendars Knowing what day it is, is a helpful skill and one even the most keenest of Painspotters needs. Keeping track of those important events cannot be easier than with the beautifully produced themed Pains calendars. You can get hold of one from Lulu (no not the singer) by clicking the relevant calendar icon at the end of the list, and to help you choose we have listed the Pains which will appear below (stops you guessing and avoids the emotional turmoil that comes with the paradox of choice).
	Office	Public	Broken Britain
January	The Diet Bore	The Pushy Salesman	The Cash Finder
February	The Egotist	The Crap Parent	The Self-help Sado
March	The Bowel Mover	The Dogmess Merchant	The Savvy Squatter
April	The Gooser	The Supermarket Sadist	The Desperate Estate Agent
May	The Control Freak	The Attention Seeker	The Economic Rioter
June	The Love Birds	The Celeb	The Frightened Fat Cat
July	The Gossip	The Nightmare Neighbour	The Downwardly Mobile
August	The Idle Git	The Plane Pain	The Miserable Middle Classes
September	The Nitpicker	The Dogger	The Gravy Train Politician
October	The Fad Surfer	The Chav	The Grumpy Undergraduate
November	The Stress Junkie	The Charity Chugger	The Relgated Rich
December	The Martyr	The Partygoer	The Petty Thief
	Coming Soon	Coming Soon

Our Shop is always open... Browse the wonderful products and just see how many things you can buy with a Painspotting theme - you want it; we got it. All we ask is that you select the ones you really love. Just watch as the products go by below and if you fancy one of them, just click on it, or alternatively pop into the shop for a full browse. Painspotting retail therapy? Get on it!
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