Knowing that you love Painspotting so much, we want to give you the chance to tell the world that you are as an ardent Painspotter as Plato was back in 340 BC.

Unfortunately for Plato, apart from pulling faces and lecturing his avid students, he didn’t have the printing facilities we do today. Plus he would have wound up being garrotted if he made too much of a public show (it just wasn’t acceptable behaviour in Ancient Greece). That was then, and this is now.

Of course, we do not condone rampant consumerism, but we do recognise that from an existential perspective, we all need to buy things occasionally in order to release those vitally important endorphins in our brain.

We have therefore assmbled some carefully selected merchandise which you will love and cherish. And remember that Aristotle considered shopping to be the height of human civilisation; let's face it he was right about most things.

Naturally, as we are not rampant consumers ourselves, we may have missed a merchandising opportunity or two, or may not have the type of thing you are looking for. If that's the case, let us know at shopping@painspotting.co.uk and we'll see what we can do.

Check out the side nav for the full whammy!